- moi et mon monstre -

"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."

"I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing."

"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."

"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired."